Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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