Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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