census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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