Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
Randomize
