currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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