oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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