i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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