What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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