No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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