I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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