Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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