her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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