Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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