i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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