This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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