Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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