Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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