Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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