I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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