i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Shame is for Republicans.
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