We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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