drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Your cock deserves a montage
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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