Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
i now understand why vodka
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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