i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
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