Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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