i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I touched a dick in church today
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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