btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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