4 words: hood of his car
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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