we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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