Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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