there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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