He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
