You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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