But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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