Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
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