if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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