grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
her vagine was all disorganized.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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