I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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