I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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