Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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