No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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