Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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