Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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