We're like a lot better than the average bears
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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