is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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