they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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