i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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