the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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