Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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