Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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