Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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