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All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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