I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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