I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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