I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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