Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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