Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I have so many feelings about this burrito
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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