I seem to have left my pride at pride
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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